Best Use of a Bark Collar
Posted in Dog Training, Dogs in General, Funnies on Feb 7th, 2010
Nuf said. : )
One Writer Mom. One Teen Kid. One Brilliant Australian Shepherd. One Comical Border Collie Mix. One Dog in a Maine Coon Cat's Body. And Latest to the Party — One Cuddly Cavalier.
Posted in Dog Training, Dogs in General, Funnies on Feb 7th, 2010
Nuf said. : )
Posted in Dogs in General, Funnies, Life on Jul 12th, 2009
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved [...]
Posted in Dogs in General, Funnies on Mar 29th, 2009
What do you get with a herd of sheep, some LED lights, a few highly trained sheepdog and some rather imaginative Welsh shepherds? You won’t believe your eyes! Really. You won’t. (Make sure you stay for the fireworks.)
“We took to the hills of Wales armed to the teeth with sheep, LEDs and a camera, to [...]
Posted in .My Dogs and Me, Funnies on Sep 8th, 2008
Posted in .My Dogs and Me, Finnegan the Coon Cat, Funnies on Jun 14th, 2008
Nancy Freedman-Smith a CPDT trainer at GoodDogz tagged me. (If you live in Maine and need help with your dog, look her up. She’s wonderful.) I’m supposed to share eight little known or unusual things about me. But since I’ve pretty much spilled the beans on myself several times over, I went looking for more [...]
Posted in .Cait and Me, Funnies on Jun 7th, 2008
On a recent, rather hot evening, Cait and I were waiting in the air-conditioned car while Andrew volunteered to get everyone ice cream cones. We’d all just finished hitting a bucket of golf balls at the driving range.
Andrew, interested in getting Cait good enough at golf to become a golfing buddy, had been trying to [...]
Posted in .Cait and Me, Funnies on Aug 15th, 2007
For the last few years, whenever Cait’s been in the car with me, I’ve looked for opportunities to teach her about safe driving. I figure if I can slide in little tips and warnings over time, they’ll stick better and become automatic for her when she’s driving. It’s my chance to start her driver’s education [...]
Posted in Funnies, On Writing, Web Wanderings on Aug 4th, 2007
I am often asked to play the role of book doctor for writer friends whose manuscripts need a little work. I am able to keep charging through, because at least I haven’t come across any of these! If you need a good laugh, go ahead and click.
Here are just a few of the gems awaiting [...]
Posted in .Best of, .My Dogs and Me, Dog Training, Funnies on Jul 26th, 2007
At dinner, Kiera lies by my chair while we eat. She likes to monitor my eating, as she knows she gets my leftovers when I’m done. If I take too long, she starts “talking” to tell me to hurry up.
Andrew finally gets annoyed and wants me to discipline her to get her to stop being [...]
Posted in .Best of, .My Dogs and Me, Finnegan the Coon Cat, Funnies on Jun 12th, 2007
Do you see that?
I see that. Do you see that?
I see that!
Hey Finn, ya wanna look?
Nah, I’m busy. You guys take care of it.
Posted in .Cait and Me, Funnies on May 29th, 2007
“Mom, why do my eyes squint when I eat something sour?”
“It’s because of a pucker reflex.”
“Do you want some (Sour Skittles)?”
“No thanks, I don’t really like candy.”
“Mom, you’re not very kid-like.”
“I wasn’t very kid-like when I was a kid.”
“I’m a little kid-like, and a little not.”
“Yeah.”
“The kids on my bus are very kid-like. They had [...]
Posted in .My Dogs and Me, Finnegan the Coon Cat, Funnies on Apr 12th, 2007
It is both brilliant and amiable,
especially in the slow movement;
a clear second theme contrasts with the first theme and a brief closing theme,
and is so completely easy to understand
that even the commoners looked on with appreciation…
Posted in Dogs in General, Funnies on Apr 10th, 2007
I know. What am I doing including an article on Bull Terriers? I thought you could use a good chuckle. That and a good friend of mine breeds them. Try substituting your breed’s name and see how much of it would apply to your beloved–unless, of course, you have one of the smaller, [...]
Posted in .Cait and Me, Funnies on Feb 26th, 2007
My daughter is doing a jig, jumping on her bed in her pajamas, and singing, You know you want to… Uh huh, uh huh. Her arms are flailing around up over her head as if raised in a Hallelujah chorus.
I’m laughing so hard, I momentarily forget how tired I am.
Cait wants me to tickle her. [...]
I needed to get a tool out of the garage to finish a project I was working on. As I turned on the light, there was a bat flying low and circling around the garage. Then it starting flying around the light. I quickly opened the garage door, waved my arms and yelled, “No, not [...]