I have never lived with a foo-foo dog before. All of my many dogs over the years have stood on their own four paws, rain or shine.
Then came Kenzie.
Kenzie is my black-tri Cavalier, and she is a total princess. God forbid a single raindrop touches her during a potty break. She’d rather hold it until she explodes.
I tried the “giant umbrella” strategy, hovering over both of us like a personal valet, but she just freezes. She won’t move an inch.
Believe it or not, this ridiculous contraption turned out to be the perfect solution. (I don’t bother using the chain leash. Kenzie didn’t like it.)
The Royal Review
Product: The Rain-Defying Contraption (LESYPET Small Dog Umbrella)
Reviewer: Kenzie, HRH (Her Royal Houndsness) Rating: (5 out of 5 treats)
“Initially, I was offended that I be expected t0 step onto wet grass—a substance clearly meant for commoners and Labradors. I considered holding my bladder until the year 2029 just to make a point.
However, once the device was deployed, I realized I could maintain my dignity (and my blowout) while performing my business. The rain stayed where it belongs: away from me. While I still find the concept of ‘weather’ to be a personal insult, this device makes the outdoors almost tolerable.”
If you’d like to check it out, here’a link to Amazon
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