You Don’t Want a Dog, You Want a Furry Weighted Blanket
The Lazy Person’s Guide to Dog Ownership: Finding Your Low-Maintenance Soulmate
I recently got an email with this request: “I want a dog, but it has to be easy, loving, not need much exercise, and mostly maintenance-free.”
If I’m honest, my first thought was, you don’t want a dog; you want an affectionate cat. But it’s not for me to judge. So…
You want the warm, snuggles in bed and the loyal shadow that follows you from the kitchen to … Read More


You walk through the front door after being gone for a few hours. Your dog races over, tail wagging so hard their whole body wiggles. They jump, lick your hands, and then… there’s a puddle on the floor.






I don’t know about you, but I’ve had it with ever-rising, never-ending subscription costs by digital monopolies, invasion of personal privacy, and now hijacking of my content for AI training.