Happy Mother’s Day
To all my “mom” friends–here are a few smiles to brighten your day.
[Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:]
Why did God make mothers?
- She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
- Mostly to clean the house.
- To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.